Tuesday, October 9, 2007

day three

Here I sit waiting for something to happen. Reminds me of the movies when they said it was quiet, and the other guy would say, yah, too quiet. Just then something happens to them and usually someone dies or gets hurt real bad.

Monday, September 17, 2007

day two

Well, it seems as though the aliens have not found me yet. I know that somewhere out there someone else also knows that the white plastic chairs that are poping up everywhere in the world are really the aliens in disguise. They are just waiting until we have them in place at every home in the world. Once that happens they will arise from their hibernation and remove us as the dominant species. Why else do you think those big chairs are so cheap to buy? They do have different races of aliens, as seen by the different colors of chairs that can be bought. So, go ahead and sit on an alien, I have refused to succomb and have stuck with the old AL lawn chairs with the real earth wood slats. You are safe as long as all of us don't have them in or around our houses. Maybe you have noticed that they tend to move by themselves when you aren't looking, like when you are asleep and they move from a neat circle around the table outside to one side of the patio as if someone threw them there. Gotta go, they are monitoring everything and will find me if I stay on too long.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Day one

Here I am with this stupid computer again. Me sis sent me her blog so I must start one tooo, I guess.
I want to post about the conspiracy that I know is true but hardly anyone does anything about it. Maybe they try and are done away with somehow .
Did anyone else besides my friends back in the 70's notice that the mood rings suddenly stopped being sold. Well, we did and tested them and found that the old ones we had turned a bright pink color when they where near an alien. Well, of course we couldn't just make a big deal of this as the aliens would have taken care of us for sure. Now with the internet, thanks Al, I can say with some safety that this is so.
We belief that they bought up and closed the factories that made the mood rings and stop the making or selling of them. Then they went to everywhere they where living and bought any that had already been purchased by real Americans. Now, you could buy them again a few years later, but the formula had changed and no longer turned the color when exposed to the aliens.
Remember, you who have saved the old ones all this time are the first line of defense when the aliens try to take over every thing they don't already own.
The Teach