day two

Well, it seems as though the aliens have not found me yet. I know that somewhere out there someone else also knows that the white plastic chairs that are poping up everywhere in the world are really the aliens in disguise. They are just waiting until we have them in place at every home in the world. Once that happens they will arise from their hibernation and remove us as the dominant species. Why else do you think those big chairs are so cheap to buy? They do have different races of aliens, as seen by the different colors of chairs that can be bought. So, go ahead and sit on an alien, I have refused to succomb and have stuck with the old AL lawn chairs with the real earth wood slats. You are safe as long as all of us don't have them in or around our houses. Maybe you have noticed that they tend to move by themselves when you aren't looking, like when you are asleep and they move from a neat circle around the table outside to one side of the patio as if someone threw them there. Gotta go, they are monitoring everything and will find me if I stay on too long.